U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I just want nice things and good sex
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
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