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Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.

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(954): View more from Florida

Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.

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(302): View more from Delaware

dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience

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(214): View more from Texas

just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?

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(216): View more from Ohio

We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber

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(216): View more from Ohio

So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail

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(713): View more from Texas

So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me

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(559): View more from California

he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..

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