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we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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