like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
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