I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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