I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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