Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
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