I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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