I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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