Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
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