hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
Drunk walkin through police station. America
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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