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He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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