We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
That's intense
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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