omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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