There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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