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(314): View more from Missouri

So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.

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(765): View more from Indiana

Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?

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(330): View more from Ohio

I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.

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(970): View more from Colorado

Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.

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(904): View more from Florida

Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'

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(208): View more from Idaho

Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing

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(605): View more from South Dakota

Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out

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(716): View more from New York

We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.

(1-716): View more from New York

Buffalowww

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