you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
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