She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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