whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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