Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
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