when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Randomize
