BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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