VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
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