Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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