TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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