hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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