you traded sex for a burrito?
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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