What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
he just fucked me for my cheese..
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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