That's intense
I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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