I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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