have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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