There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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