have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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