these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
