in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
they're like a gay fantastic four
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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