Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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