I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
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