I hate all girls vehemently.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
My life is pants optional.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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