Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Also, beer. Big fan.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Randomize