Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
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