So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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