Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
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