he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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