I'm laying in your front yard are you home
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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