your parents love me but you hate me
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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