I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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