I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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