three words: i give head
three words: not that well
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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