Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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