Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
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