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I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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