his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
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