Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
